Last updated: August 2026
Global rank: Worldwide · 2026-08
#268,573
AI visibility: Grade A
82
SEO health: Latest audit
61
Visits
785
per month, estimated
Keywords
59
ranking in Google
Organic share
100%
785 organic visits
LLMS.txt
Published
84 lines AI engines can read
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subgenius.com Web Traffic Statistics
Key findings
- Church of the SubGenius (Media, Entertainment & Gaming) is ranked #268,573 worldwide in our August 2026 domain ranking, up 14,516 places from #283,089 in July 2026.
- It is estimated to receive about 785 visits a month from search, 100% of it organic, across 59 ranking keywords.
- Its AI visibility score is 82 out of 100 (grade A), with a published llms.txt of 84 lines.
- Its last technical audit scored 61/100, with "Implement Meta Descriptions" the highest-priority fix.
| Month | Rank | Move |
|---|---|---|
| August 2026 | #268,573 | ▲ 14,516 |
| July 2026 | #283,089 | ▼ 5,779 |
| June 2026 | #277,310 | — |
| May 2026 | #277,310 | ▲ 23,020 |
| April 2026 | #300,330 | ▼ 11,204 |
| March 2026 | #289,126 | ▲ 35,593 |
| February 2026 | #324,719 | — |
What this company does
The Church of the SubGenius stands as a satirical religion and cultural phenomenon that pokes fun at cults, consumerism, and conspiracy theories. Founded in the late 1970s by Ivan Stang and the Reverend Dr. Philo Drummond, it blends absurdist humor with a mock theology centered around the alien 'Bob' Dobbs and the pursuit of 'Slack' – that elusive state of perfect laziness and enlightenment. Followers, known as SubGe…
Our read on the site
The overall SEO health of subgenius.com is concerning, with significant issues in on-page optimization, technical SEO, and content strategy. The site has a low performance score and lacks essential elements such as meta descriptions and H1 tags, which are critical for search engine visibility.
subgenius.com Traffic and Visitor Engagement
subgenius.com draws an estimated 785 visits a month from search engines. Effectively all of it is organic — about 785 visits from unpaid results. Spread across 59 ranking keywords, that averages roughly 13 organic visits per keyword.
Monthly visits
785
Latest estimate
Change
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It starts building from the first scan
Organic visits
785
100% of all traffic
Paid visits
0
No paid search detected
Organic vs paid
100%
0%
We don't hold a month-by-month history for this domain yet.
The traffic dashboard builds one from the first scan onwards.
subgenius.com AI Visibility
On our AI visibility scale subgenius.com earns 82 of 100 points, a grade A. It takes full marks for LLMS.txt and Structured data. The biggest gap is Crawlability, at 0 of 10 points (robots ✗ · sitemap ✗), worth 10 points if closed. It also loses points on SEO health (15/20) and Company profile (22/25).
Grade A
Scored from this domain's own data — llms.txt, profile completeness, technical health, crawlability and structured data.
Present
7/8 core fields
73/100
robots ✗ · sitemap ✗
Detected
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subgenius.com LLMS.txt
The llms.txt on subgenius.com runs to 84 lines (3,905 characters) across 12 sections, last generated in May 2026. It introduces the site as "Church of the SubGenius". It tells AI engines the business works in Satirical Religion, Cultural Community and Merchandise Retail. It describes 5 products, with prices such as The Book of the SubGenius at $20, Bob Dobbs T-Shirt at $25 and SubGenius Stickers at $5. Services it lists include Membership Ordination, Devival Event Hosting, Custom Merch Design and Podcast Production. The audience it names is Counterculture enthusiasts, satire fans, aged 18-45 (Global). Technologies it mentions include HTTPS. The keywords it claims start with "Subgenius", "Subgenius Society", "Subgenius merchandise" and "Subgenius events".
Status
Published
AI engines can read it
Lines
84
In the file
Size
3.9K
Characters
Sections
12
Updated May 12, 2026
What the file says
# Church of the SubGenius ## About The Church of the SubGenius is a parody religion that has captivated oddballs and freethinkers since the 1980s with its wild mix of satire, sci-fi lore, and anti-establishment rants. Centered on the pipe-smoking messiah 'Bob' Dobbs, it promises 'Slack' – ultimate freedom from work and normalcy – for a mere $30 membership fee. SubGenii flock to devivals, buy quirky merch, and dive into books like Revelation X. The philosophy skewers cults, corporations, and conformity through humor that's equal parts clever and chaotic. Community thrives via forums, Reddit, and social media where fans share art, theories, and memes. Events like X-Day countdowns to 'Rupture' blend music, comedy, and ritual in glorious absurdity. Merch includes tees with 'Bob' icons and slogans perfect for signaling your non-pink status. Podcasts rant against the Conspiracy, keeping the fire alive. Literature expands the mythos with tales of yetis, aliens, and time travel. Online forums buzz with discussions on SubGenius history and fan works. It's more lifestyle than literal faith, attracting those who dig Discordianism or Firesign Theatre vibes. Global reach via internet keeps it relevant decades later. **Areas of Work:** Satirical Religion, Cultural Community, Merchandise Retail ## Things to Remember - **Website:** https://subgenius.com - **Address:** - **Contact:** - **P
Sections in the file
Areas of work
Keywords it claims
Technologies
Products it tells AI about
- The Book of the SubGenius$20
- Bob Dobbs T-Shirt$25
- SubGenius Stickers$5
- X-Day Tickets$50
- Hour of Slack Podcast SubscriptionFree/Donate
Services it tells AI about
- Membership Ordination$30
- Devival Event HostingVaries
- Custom Merch DesignContact
- Podcast ProductionDonation
- Community Forum AccessFree
Competitors it names
Audience it targets
Counterculture enthusiasts, satire fans · 18-45 · Global
Company type
Private
subgenius.com Organic Keywords
Google lists subgenius.com for about 59 keywords, which together bring an estimated 785 organic visits a month.
Ranking keywords
59
Found in Google for this domain
Visits they bring
785
Estimated organic visits a month
Top ranking keywords
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What it ranks for
subgenius.com SEO Audit
The latest technical audit of subgenius.com scored 61 out of 100 overall. Performance is its weakest area at 60, while SEO scores highest at 73. The audit makes 12 recommendations in all, and 4 of the 4 listed first are rated high priority or critical.
Overall
SEO
Performance
Accessibility
Fix these first
- CriticalImplement Meta Descriptions
- CriticalAdd H1 Tags
- HighOptimize Images with Alt Text
- HighCreate a Sitemap.xml
8 more recommendations, with the exact changes and the pages they apply to, are in the full report.
subgenius.com Competitors and Alternatives
Church of the SubGenius's company profile names https://www.reddit.com/r/Subgenius/, https://www.facebook.com/Subgenius/ and https://www.instagram.com/subgenius/ as competitors. Its own llms.txt adds https://www.youtube.com/user/Subgenius and https://www.patreon.com/Subgenius. Outside its market, the domains ranked closest to it in our worldwide ranking are freepornmovies.net, 365belyi.ru, dailyedge.ie and youxxtube.com.
subgenius.com Company Profile
The Church of the SubGenius stands as a satirical religion and cultural phenomenon that pokes fun at cults, consumerism, and conspiracy theories. Founded in the late 1970s by Ivan Stang and the Reverend Dr. Philo Drummond, it blends absurdist humor with a mock theology centered around the alien 'Bob' Dobbs and the pursuit of 'Slack' – that elusive state of perfect laziness and enlightenment. Followers, known as SubGe…
Church of the SubGenius was founded in 1980, about 46 years ago. Its workforce is listed as between 1 and 10 employees. Its founders are Ivan Stang and Philo Drummond. Its profile files it under Media, Entertainment & Gaming, with further tags for Arts, Culture & Community; Retail, E-commerce & Consumer Goods; and Satirical Media. Products on record for it: SubGenius Books; Merchandise (T-Shirts, Stickers); Podcasts and Recordings; and Event Tickets. Total funding on record is Bootstrapped. Its tagline reads: "Slack for the masses, $30 revealed!".
- Sector
- Media, Entertainment & Gaming
- Founded
- 1980
- Employees
- 1-10
- Revenue
- Not Disclosed
- Funding
- Bootstrapped
- Founders
- Ivan Stang, Philo Drummond
- Products
- SubGenius Books, Merchandise (T-Shirts, Stickers), Podcasts and Recordings, Event Tickets
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